My wonderful wife broke our Valentine's Day agreement and sent me flowers to work today. Here's a side by side of what they were supposed to look like, versus what my poor crushed calla lilies actually lok like. The roses don't look much better.
But that's not the worst part!
The worst part is that they gave me someone else's card. Karina Byrd, if you're out there, your boyfriend (husband? girlfriend? wife?) wrote you an incredibly sweet note. Too bad you didn't get it.
It's a good thing I trust my wife, because at a glance, getting flowers with another woman's name on them really looks bad.
My poor wife--I feel like she got totally ripped off. $80 for crappy, crushed, half-dead flowers to be sent with a card for someone else. Never again, 1-800-Flowers.